No wonder this chick is staring out with hungry eyes. If you’re a dude that looks like that

your girl is doing the same!

What better to do on a Sunday night?

This was completely creepy!

My first thought was that this is what happens in movies right before the devil shows up. My second was that I was about to be covered with birdie poo. Two good reasons to run.

Hey @paulieboyIHOW I’m watchin Am. football, but as you can see,

Doin it the right way. Sausage rolls and a pint!

And so it begins! Here comes the totalitarian police state.

This could be good or very bad or very very bad.

Has everyone seen this ridiculousness? How does someone get

that gorgeous?!? @katiechunghua is the next evolution of beautiful.

It costs the US OVER 2x face value to make pennies and nickles!

http://news.coinupdate.com/cost-to-make-penny-and-nickel-rises-1139/

This is about the time I have to decide whether to

feather my sideburns or get a haircut!

Really 60 Minutes? Isn’t it about time to change this? It’s been the same since

the cold war when Larry Merchant was only slightly senile.