This chick has been across the room givin me the

“Call me” sign all afternoon.

That John Denver is a damn liar! Pullin into the Denver flatlands right now!

Ha! Check out my MUGSHOT! I look like Jason Bourne!

The Beer Pong Champions!

Take a gander at this beautiful Berry Medley I found hiding in the bottom

of the ice box! It’s really the “medley” part that makes it special.

The answer to your question is Yes. I DID just hand make a BBQ chikn pizza on 7 grain crust.

I figured it out! The reason everyone loves XXX Vitaminwater is that it tastes just

like the berry Kool-aid we all grew up on! Drink one and tell me I’m wrong!

Joe Warren, Baddest Man on the Planet, the Neon Tiger, will always find a way

To WIN!! Congrats Joe!

I was asked today how I got this old and haven’t learned to follow the letter of the law. Is that

Really an age thing? Or a lack of confidence in the politicians that make the law?

Chick boobies! This is how a satisfying night begins! Mmm….delicious…